A divorce lawyer was sitting at his desk, enjoying his first cup of coffee of the morning, when his secretary announced that a Mr. and Mrs. Jones were waiting to see him. “Send them right in,” he told her. She stepped aside, and an elderly man and woman hobbled into his office. “How old are you?” he asked? “I am 92, and my wife is 90,” Mr. Jones replied. “We have been married for 70 miserable years, and we want to end our marriage as soon as possible.” “If you were so unhappy together, why did you wait so long to get divorced?” the lawyer asked. “Because we wanted to wait until the children were dead,” Mrs. Jones replied.

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